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May 22,
2006 JJ Johnson (Captain Dahl) – United pilot for two decades; killed by manic murderous Muslims. Gary Commock (Co-Pilot Homer) – Air Force Academy grad, United pilot for 6 years; killed by manic murderous Muslims. David Alan Basche (Todd Beamer) – made the words “Let’s Roll” part of American lexicon. Killed by manic murderous Muslims. Ben Sliney (himself) – who better to play the FAA chief than the man himself? Made a movie star by manic murderous Muslims. As the sun rose on September 11, 2001, screechy liberals had long since chipped away at the fabric of America, dominating American pop culture media with squeals of “multiculturalism,” “tolerance,” “open-borders” and “one-world-guv’mint-everybody-loves-everybody peeeeeace …” A few hours later reality hit. Hard. We were in shock. We were angry. We were united in our anger and everywhere you looked Americans were waving American flags. For a few months, there were no hyphenated Americans. No African-Americans, no Irish-Americans, no Mexican-Americans. We were all simply Americans. But little by little the anger slipped away and the flags disappeared, until here we are five years later, and the liberals have resumed chipping away at the fabric of America, dominating American pop culture media with squeals of “multiculturalism,” “tolerance,” “open-borders” and “one-world-guv’mint-everybody-loves-everybody peeeeeace …” The French – long before they became the lackeys they are today – had a phrase for such things: Plus ca change plus c'est la meme chose (the more things change, the more they stay the same). Factoid: United flight 93 lasted 81 minutes. United 93 is 121 minutes. We now have a new hyphenated American; the Ostrich-American. Just keep your head buried in the sand and you will neither see nor hear any offensive news (otherwise known as truth). So for you Ostrich-Americans, let me remind you which hijacked jet is the subject of United 93. This would be the one in which the passengers actually tried to re-take the plane, thereby causing their Muslim hijackers’ mission to fail (no word yet on whether Allah held back their quota of virgins as punishment). United 93 is the story of average Americans who decided (some perhaps for the first time in their lives) not to be sheep. The PC takes off right away as United 93 opens with scenes of the Muslim soon-to-be hijackers in their hotel room, preparing for their “jihad.” If not for the shaving off their body hair scene, you wouldn’t notice the difference between them and any other four ordinary nice young men. One of them does have a uni-brow thing going, but then again so does Brooke Shields. The director goes through great pains in United 93 not to portray anyone as villains. Muslim terrorists are not brainwashed killers; they are just a bunch of regular good ol’ boys. We as Americans need to feeeel their pain and be more open-minded to their cultural neeeeds (however, this open-mindedness does not apply to Caucasian Christians). I know this, because Hollyweird tells me so. Factoid: On United flight 93’s cockpit voice recorder, the Muslim terrorists are heard to say, “In the name of Allah, the most merciful, the most compassionate; In the name of Allah. In the name of Allah. I bear witness that there is no other God, but Allah; Allah is greatest. Allah is greatest. Oh guys. Allah is greatest; Is that it? Shall we finish it off? No. Not yet. When they all come, we finish it off; Allah is greatest.” This, as they were hijacking and killing innocent passengers. More PC jets out when we see a sign featuring the Canadian and American flag and the words, “Partners In Peace” on the FAA Command Center wall. Oh really? And Canada has done what exactly to help in the war on terror? Fact is Canada’s liberal immigration rules, asylum policies and loopy attitudes of its citizenry are part of the problem. In a recent poll, when asked what was the number one problem in Canada, Canadians overwhelmingly replied, “Acid rain.” And who is it that causes acid rain? Why, America of course. Canada is a better country than America (as is any other nation). It is a good thing that the Canadian guv’mint is more concerned about the plight of sugar maple trees than the fact that Muslim terror cells are given safe haven, allowed to raise funds and plan terrorist attacks from inside Canada. The environmental movement is more important than American lives. I know this, because Hollyweird tells me so. Memo to tree huggers (Canucks and otherwise): Sure, acid rain exists, but nobody really knows why. Samples of 800-year-old sediments from fresh water lakes all over the world including North Eastern America show acidity levels higher than today. This confounds the liberals (which is not difficult to do – all you do is confront them with the facts), as this is long before the Evil Caucasians started the industrial age. Illinois soil scientist Edward C. Krug sums it up; "The magnitude of acidic surface waters in areas without acid rain dwarfs that of areas supposedly `devastated' by acid rain." – The Great Acid Rain Flimflam, 1992. I guess you cannot blame Canadians too much. Most of the tough-guy Canadians looking for a fight left Canada for America to play hockey in the NHL United 93 also shows countless scenes of American military officers and FAA officials standing around dumbfounded and looking helpless. I was reminded of the scene in the 1983 flick War Games where a fat, cornpone “General” (played by Barry Corbin, I think) howls, “I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good!” This is how the liberals see our military leaders and those in charge of Airline safety. Bad stupid American military white guys. Bad bad bad! In a way the lefty’s are right (is that an oxymoron or what?). What they’re not telling you is it’s the liberals themselves that have weakened the military, promoted racial and ethnic hiring quotas (especially in guv’mint jobs) and did as much as they could to leave America wide open for attack. But you won’t see a Hollyweird movie about that. Factoid: Hijackers Ziad Jarrah, Ahmed Al Haznawi, Saeed Al Ghamdi and Ahmed Al Nami were sent a pre-jihad instructions to bathe, wear cologne, shave excess hair from their bodies and check the knives they carried. It read: "You must make your knife sharp and you must not discomfort your animal during the slaughter …Completely forget something called 'this life.' The time for play is over and the serious time is upon us." These instructions came from Mohamed Atta. At times, United 93 is the most politically in-correct move made since Red Dawn. It even shows a French passenger getting slapped out of the way as he tries to tell the rest of the passengers, “No, don’t do eet! Zay weel demand money and zen let us go!” This is a typical French attitude towards violent offenders. After all, when Germany marched into Paris in 1940, the French response was, “Table for 150,000, Mr. Hitler?” United 93 also has no reluctance in showing the Muslim terrorists as they are philosophically; praying to Allah for justification to do violent deeds against innocent civilians. There are also no Hollyweird ahk-tors emoooting in any starring roles in United 93. In fact, there are no starring roles at all. Not even Todd “Let’s Roll” Beamer. Factoid: Some say when Todd Beamer said, “Let’s roll,” what he actually said was, “Let’s roll IT” – a reference to the beverage cart thought to be used as a battering ram. His wife Lisa, however, says he often used the phrase, “Are you guys ready? Let’s roll!” Many FAA and military personnel play themselves in the film, including FAA Ops Manager Ben Sliney, who did such a great job consulting his ahk-tor doppelganger on how to act like him that the film director fired the ahk-tor and put Ben in the pivotal role as himself. Ya gotta love the irony there. United 93 has no chest-beating, sqaure-jawed superhero, no special effects, no heroic music and no gratuitous love scenes with a hopeful starlet showing us the ahk-ting tools God gave her. It doesn’t need any of that, because we all know what happened on 9/11/2001. There is no need to ratchet up the fear, trepidation and anger – it’s already there. The only thing missing is actual film footage of the muddy, steaming hole in the ground immediately after the crash. The director decided not to use actual footage from the crash site, so as to spare the families’ feelings. Why bother at this point? Factoid: Many people think United flight 93 was shot down as a defensive maneuver by a nearby F-16. In New Baltimore, PA, Melanie Hankinson reported finding singed papers and other light debris from the crash, including pages from “Hemispheres,” United's in-flight magazine. This is more than 8 miles from the crash site. United 93 has three of the 5 Bachelor B’s: Blood (though not much), Bashes and Bombs. No Breasts and no Beasts (Muslim terrorist beasts aside). So if you want to relive part of America’s worst day ever, go see United 93. It’s like a bad wreck on the side of the highway; you don’t want to see it, but you can’t pull your eyes from it. I give United 93 four and a half Capitalist Dollar Signs (out of 5). $$$$ 1/2
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