December 16, 2003

What’s wrong with this picture? A couple of days ago, the United States Supreme Court ruled that organizations of little people, union members, and the grass roots millions who belong to the National Rifle Association and other groups of plain ordinary citizens, are now barred from campaigning negatively against incumbent politicians if shortly before an election they, the politicians of our ruling class, do something obnoxious to the cause of these non big-money lobbies. There’s a 30-day prohibition against such issue ads on TV before a primary, and a 60-day ban preceding the general election.

In effect, the black-cloaked comrades of the Supreme Court told America’s grass roots to go to hell, thereby guaranteeing that the socialism, read “liberalism,” of the biased TV networks is now being protected and given a special privilege above and beyond that of the ordinary little people.

And more negative news of armed and deadly resistance is being reported from in and around Iraq. The Bush administration is coming under increasing fire as the farce of weapons of mash distraction continues to elude both detection and reality. Enter from Republican stage left the discovery of Saddam. And yeah, I’m on board with regard to a secret “vertical tunnel” six feet deep that’s described as such in the basement of a farmhouse that belonged to Saddam. Considering all the lies and fraudulent behavior redolent of this administration, why should I believe that this is different from yet another “for-public-consumption” fraud cooked up by the neoconservative Bush cabal to occupy the headlines? Wasn’t that the media control created by Clinton?

This “news” successfully covers up the Supreme Court’s contribution to the USA Patriot Act in the Bush administration’s continuing attack on our freedoms and our Bill of Rights. And it nicely covers up the moronic ranting regarding legalizing illegal aliens by Herr Thomas Ridge, Direktor uber Vaterland Sewercurity in order to reduce crime in G.W. Bush country. Und den vie haf the sending of our Kaiser Bismarck socialist security checks [chicks] to der President Fox in Mexico. What a country! What a bunch of bumbling, incompetent parasitic prostitutes!

Now all this news about the destructiveness of big government Republican Party progressiveness takes a back seat, as Saddam will be pushed into our living rooms each and every night until November 2004. FOXNews will now develop a musical theme; how about Karl Hajos’ title theme from Werewolf of London? Or Heinz Roemheld’s theme from the Invisible Man [1933]? Too dated? Dimitri Tiomkin’s from The Thing [1951]? No, huh? Then we also need a background slide. How about all those Nazi photos of the crowds at the Hitler Rallies at the Brandenburg Gate during the 1930s?

Sorry, but I didn’t used to be this way. It’s this damned Internet that isn’t controlled by the big media socialists. You know, guys like Sumner Redstone, Arthur Sulzberger, Michael Eisner, the ADL, the ACLU, the Black Caucus, Ming the Merciless, Eeyore the Democrat Jackass, and like that! Of course, Dumbo the Elephant and Tom Ridge must be protected by the big government media. You see, they don’t really care which party progresses US to the workers’ paradise, just so long as it eventually happens!

I’m supposed to believe this hiding place was unknown to “coalition” forces and our colonial governor, A.B.C…L. Paul Bremer? A six-foot deep hole is a tunnel? Maybe there was a horizontal tunnel running from this hole, but when we start using word science to describe a hole in the ground, I suspect this is being directed mostly at people with holes in their heads! I’m not buyin’ it!

Theodore E. Lang

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Ted Lang is a political analyst and a freelance writer.

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