November 25, 2003

Yo! When I was still in grammar school, sometime shortly after the Pliocene period, either as a shock value joke or a statement of irritation with the niceness of that seasonal ode to the red-suited, jolly, bearded elf that navigates the winter skies of America on the evening that is traditionally designated as the anniversary of the birth of Christ, schoolmates used to terminate the fist stanza of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” with the dreadfully abrupt ending: “Santa Claus is dead!” It was meant as sort of a sick joke, grabbing one’s attention by starkly rejecting the traditional. It was of course, happily intended jest on the part of kids who realized there was no Santa Claus, and who wanted to sort of dump on the world of make-believe created by adults.

But now, the jesting is real! Our real communist comrades in the “entertainment media,” the same ones who prefer people ovens, gas chambers, and the concentrations camps of the coming workers’ paradise so openly pined for by Hollywood and Barbra Streisand, the same folks who ban Bugs Bunny for his violence but are more than okay with the renowned compassion of Josef Stalin, need to officially butcher, murder and fully destroy Santa Claus. Iba…iba…iba…that’s er right, right folks! The Hollywood Communists are at it again!

Not just satisfied with persecuting Christians and abolishing the Ten Commandments, Charlton Heston and the NRA, and not just satisfied with trashing Ahhnolt, Rush and former President Ronald Reagan, the ADL, ACLU, Simon Wiesenthal Center, Sumner Redstone, CBS and now commie kiddy corps terrorist Michael Eisner and the Disney Dissectors of American Society, are comin’ to town, and after the Christmas Eve red-suited Cookie Monster!

Does anyone out there have a problem understanding the blatant communist motives on the part of the Billary Clinton Hollywood Commie Clan? Yeah? Then permit me to dope it out for ya!

As Mona Charen has pointed out, nowhere on the planet at any point in the history of mankind has communism been elected to public office. People neither vote in communism nor communist candidates. Communists appoint themselves by force. As Chairman Mao pointed out, both political correctness and incorrectness originate from the barrel of a gun. That’s why practicing communists need gun control!

Communism works best in impoverished Third World nations. The promise of a workers’ paradise offers jobs and wealth, stuff we already have. So to screw US out of our freedom, communism must do what it could never do anywhere else at anytime in history – it must first destroy what we have and then replace it with a “new” paradise. And since our dumbed-down masses aren’t suffering economic deprivation, subjecting the populace to mere fascism works, but will never “progress” to full blown communism so important to our entrenched wealthy behind-the-scenes socialists. Hence, what is required is cultural communism to advance our economic fascism to where we have total communism. Still with me?

So the comrades are going all out to trash traditional American values and customs in order to ethnically cleanse America of Americans. Illegal aliens, Saturnians, Martians [only females] and Venetians are welcome. In fact, anyone that really and truly hates America is welcome, including Bill and Hill, Al Franken and Rosie O’Donnell. Enter from stage far left, Alien CEO, Michael Eisner.

According to this past Sunday’s Drudge Report, November 16th, “Top Disney executives continue to grow more and more disillusioned by subsidiary studio MIRAMAX, the Drudge Report has learned, this time over a controversial interpretation of a post-modern Santa Claus!” No! Say it ain’t so comrades! They wuz jes standin’ on da corner, and dey wasn’t doin’ nuttin’! Along come deez commie dirtbags, and say: “Hey you! Yeah you! Let’s stick it to dem snot-nosed lil’ American brats at Xmas time and crap all over Santa, know what I mean?” Thank G-d for our beneficent liberal comrades out there in Commiewood who are gonna save both the Christmas Day and Santa! Nice folks, no?

The article entitled, “Disney’s New Santa: Drinks, Robs, Swears and has Sex,” offers that the Disney Communist Outlet “will distribute a twisted update of Miracle on 34th Street,” featuring a “Bad Santa” as has never been seen before.

Michael Eisner, head of ABC and Disney, and Rush Limbaugh’s boss, is full of it! He’s just as surprised as Sumner Redstone of Viacom’s CBS was trying to trash a beloved former president who hated communists and communism. Eisner’s ABC has already taken a shot at Jesus and Mary Magdalene last week, so the Follywood freak show is now after Santa.

Can there be any doubts as to the real motives here? And if they aren’t bright red and Marxist, what else could they be? Camouflaged red? As Bugs Bunny used to say, “What a bunch of maroons!”

Theodore E. Lang

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Ted Lang is a political analyst and a freelance writer.

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